Not underground anymore

This is a flash header with dozens of little purple stars shining and moving !

What a spotlight !!!
Blizzard Europe gave me my chrismas present today !
And what a present !! An interview (Français/Deutsch/Español /English), all this linked to the blog, to the movies on WCM (even the Sex Junkie ! :D), screenshots etc etc !! I'm still shaking...

What does that means ?
That means that a whole lot of new people are gonna see my videos and that is the best gift I could ever get as a machinimaker !!!


That also means there will be a lot of people reading this blog, so ^^ :

-> Hey !! I'm unemployed and starving !!! Baron Soosdon too !!! ^^


Thanks big big big time to Daghorn from Blizzard.fr for everything he does for machinima, thanks a lot to Alestrir, to everyone who worked on this at Blizzard Europe and to everyone who supports the Gnome.

An to the n00bz who watch this blog and my videos for the first time :

Welcome ! Hope you'll like it !

I'll wake up in a few seconds, I can feel it...

Teh N00b Song !

Release : November 14th at WarcraftMovies.com

Teh song is part of a great show, be sure to watch !

The music video is now done !! Come the hardest part... Not uploading it untill the contest ends.
Yep that's torture not to have any feedback before going on another project.
At least, you can listen to teh n00b song
It was supposed to be a very simple video, but sometimes making a 2 seconds clip with 8 babies murlocs and a dead gnome can take 4 hours...

They look nice but they smell like rotting fishes in the sun

I'm now going on another video, a TV show parody, looking for a male voice actor for the voice over.
If you think you can do that or know someone that could, check this thread.
I also asked Snoman to help me with some scenes. Talking about Sno, you got to watch his
new movie, the Ultimate Dreamscape that is, in my opinion, his best work so far.

This is PURE EVIL !!!

Baron's atomic bomb is now released !
You got to see that, pump up the volume and check it out !
This is just AMAZING !

---> Download it for a greater orgasm

Two screenshots I was dying to show you !



You certainely noticed this beautifull 3D gnome :


Pinkhair did this wonderful job, and all I can tell you is that I can't wait to see what will come next !!!

Gratz again Baron and everyone who made this wonder possible !!!

Silence is a source of great strength.

Well, that's what Lao Tzu used to say before dying trying to cut off his own tongue under water.

There's many good things happening and I can't really tell you about them for the moment.
I'm not superstitious, it's the best way to bring misfortune but those are only projects.
So you'll have some new screenshots of my Fabled Few entry that now is a bit more than a project.

C'mon lil' gnome ! Kick him in the nuts !

Job half done and I kinda like what it looks like, I just hope I'll not to be the only one because it's kinda oldschool and minimalist.

Watch your back lil' gnome !!

I'm going quite slowly with the editing, I wan't to be sure that, even if this video is very simple compare to my "Sex Junkie", I'm not rushing it.

Haha, you're dead fucking gnome !

JudgeHype.com made a nice interview, you can read it here if you speak french. If you don't, well you can learn French, it's very easy or just have a look and say : Well, it looks like a nice interview. I don't feel like translating it since I say a lot of bad things about people that are not french, and I need an international audience.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

But I did not really understood this sentence and that's maybe why I'll tell you that Albert Einstein said it, and not me.

Looking a bit like Olibith, only a bit younger, with hair where the turban should be.

After the release of my strange dwarf, I got to work on Warcraftmovies contest !
But this video is my entry and I can't tell you anything about it or show you screenshots like this one.

Hours of composing for this scene, but Blizzard did the job, I shot it live !

This video is supposed to be funny, so it might be in the comedy category.
But there are also people dying and a lot of hate in this story, so it might be in the drama category too.
As the soundtrack is a song, it could also be on the music video category.
I'll choose later, depends on who's in each category, I'll wait till the end and enter the category with the worst movies as I always do.

This is the twist of the story, the hero dies.
So it's spoiling a lot to see this, please, unwatch it now !

This idea is quite simple, I don't know if I can make it a 2 minutes video, this will be a challenge to keep it funny. I want to keep it as simple as possible so it will fit to the song that is quite simple, a guitar, a voice and videogames sounds.

Rather be dead than n00b

I'm very happy with the feedbacks of the Sex Junkie, most of the people are laughing at this naughty weirdo. I'm sure he'll be soon back in my videos, I got to introduce him to some girls, help him find a job or something.

This movie should be done a lot faster than usually, due to live server shooting and simple concept. Then right after that, I'll be looking for a voice actor...

The Ballad of the Sex Junkie

At least ! The beast is released !!!
Hope you'll like it !



Edit later at night ^^ : Some good feedbacks are coming, people are getting the point, yep, that's supposed to be funny. I'm glad it seems to work !

Oh, Featured and recommended * on WCM !!!


You can download the video here in avergae quality
You can download the video here in great quality but a bit heavy

Now I have to go to sleep but I can't, I reload and reload the same pages, reading comments, checking streamings, uploading...

Sunday edit :
I never had so much love from Youtube !!
I knew the word SEX would work in a movie title, from now on, every of my movies will have SEX in the title !!!

The end of a melody is not its goal

"Not every end is the goal. The end of a melody is not its goal, and yet if a melody has not reached its end, it has not reached its goal. A parable."

That's what Friedrich Nietzsche used to say everyday during breakfast.

Las Vegas

Here comes the terrible time where, you know, I can see the end of the video coming...
And there again I feel like slowing down a bit. One thing is fore sure, the last seconds of a video are crucial, that's what will stay in peoples mind, like the back of a truck passing by.
I know you see what I mean !!! Don't act like you wanna make me feel paranoid !!! Not like the rest of them !!!

Run pervy ! run !!

Trying a lot of new stuff with this video, and that opens new perspectives for next machinimas. Thanks again to our sacred technical GURU for sharing so much and always being there to help or talk about boobs.

A banana a day keep the doctor away.

A contest at WCM ! And for the first time, I have the permission to play with a song that I like !
So if I'm fast enough, 6 weeks, I may enter. And so are the Baron and Khandy !
Something tells me this first WCM contest is gonna be something great !

CANDID photography ?

Are you interested in photography, ay ? photographs, ay ?
He asked him knowingly ?

A safe hairdo

Snap-snap, grin-grin, wink-wink, nudge nudge, say no more ?

I can count 6 of them

Still, mooooooo ! ay ?

Moooohohohoo ! ay ?

Hohohohohoo, ay ?

Oh what a feeling when we're dancing on the ceiling.

Know whatamean, nudge-nudge, know whatamean, say no more.

Psychotic Dwarf !!!

I have problem once again controlling my toons. This time it's the dwarf that suddenly became kinda aggressive. This was just supposed to be a kinky music video, and it's becoming so weird that I don't even realise I'm editing, it's done when I wake up in the morning.


And what I discover every morning scares me more and more ! The dwarf is not only a pervert, he is also a terrorist and a kidnapper ! If I knew that I would not have began this video. I'm so lost now !


Last time I saw the dwarf, he was shopping but looked really strange.
What am I gonna see tomorrow, what will he do during my sleep ?



High Five Man ! I got you ! Ha ha haaa !
I'm not crazy yet but I'm trying hard, just not to disappoint you !
Oh and came from nowhere a sponsorship project with a big name in the gnome pervy industry !


But as it is a matter of big big money, I cannot talk about it right now.

Oh and about 1/3 of the video left to edit...

Oh and now some more feedbacks from the Bitfilm Festival !
Two articles, one in das Spiegel Online and another on EA Play
And Blizzard.fr, specially Daghorn, community manager, who once more, wrote a very nice article about my spanish adventures !